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 Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. 🙂

 Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

 Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.

 If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.

 Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.

 Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors

President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be “Barack Oganja.”

Before college, I didn’t know what I was doing with my life…now I’m confident I have no idea what I’m doing.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

 College is not preparation for life, College is life itself.

 I’m going to college. I don’t care if it ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than a movie star.

 Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!

 While I was (in college) I was exposed to this world that I didn’t know was possible.

 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

 In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.

Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

 School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.

 42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

 Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

 One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night.

 Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

 Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.

 College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

 Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.14.

 Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

 

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 College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

 College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more… then you work until you die. Great.

 A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.

 College campuses were once a hotbed of political activity.

 Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.

 College is important, but saving money can be even more important.

 College has given me the confidence I need to fail.

 I only want to write. And there’s no college for that except life.

 “I are a college student.” This is how stupid some college students are.

 Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.

 Cup of noodles and a movie on deck, its’s all about that college life.

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 Rapper “2 Chainz” played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it’s cover

 Algebra sure has a way of making a person feel stupid!

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

 Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

 I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

 College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

 Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

 College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

 Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put “popular” on a college or job application.

 If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.

 A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.

 I really want to go to Penn State for college.

 Throughout the course of eating on the go, endless nights of studying, and all that college life entails, it will be worth it once I graduate. You can do it!

 I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

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 And sex is definitely part of college life.

Make your best pick of status from our list of Whatsapp status for college life.

If you smell smoke don’t panic…it is just my brain on FIRE from studying for final exams. But thank you for your concern. Sincerely, stressed college student.

 Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!

 I was a D student in high school and on the dean’s list in college

 College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.

Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

 School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work until you die. Great.

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 College is the best place to enjoy life happily, nothing else can beat that.

No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama… Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans

 Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

 College isn’t the place to go for ideas.

 2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it’s cover!!!!

 Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

 College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

 When I got to college, acting suddenly seemed like a very risky proposition.

 Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.

 Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. 🙂

Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Before college, I didn’t know what I was doing with my life…now I’m confident I have no idea what I’m doing.

Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put “popular” on a college or job application.

Rapper “2 Chainz” played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it’s cover

President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be “Barack Oganja.”

Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.

No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama… Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans

2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it’s cover!!!!

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.

I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

 

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Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.

I really want to go to Penn State for college.

Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.

Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more… then you work until you die. Great.

Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work until you die. Great.

Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!

Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.