Cool Status

  • Unlike protons, I don’t deal with negativity.

  • ME+my room+ music+internet connection+ no study= a perfect day

  • The key of happiness is SAANU key….

  • Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

  • If u can’t do great things, then do small and simple things in a great way

  • Never mess with a guy who’s going through a breakup #Virat #IndvsAus

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  • Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!

  • Dear Winter, Its not Srinagar its Sundernagar

  • I stepped on a corn flake today, so i\’m a cereal killer now..

  • Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That’s what makes me feel good.

  • Another month.Another year.Another smile.Another tear.Another winter and another summer too.But there can never be another you..!!!

  • – Walk, like you are the king. Or Walk, like you don’t care who is the king.

  • Behind a successful man, there’s Passion and Hardwork, not always a women

  • Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how its played.

  • Dear God, I don’t want anything from you just bless my mom-dad with hot son-in-law

  • Its better to keep silence with fools, you can never make good by explanations

  • Eat ★ Sleep ★ Enjoy ★ Repeat

  • Many girls want Attention. but real girls want Respect..

  • Nothing depends on luck… everything depends on work… bcoz even luck has to work…

  • Two fundamentals of cool life- walk like u r the king or walk like u dont care who is the king

  • Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone ❤

  • The secret to success is blackmail.

  • I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

  • The best things in life aren’t things.

  • Trust takes years to build and seconds to shatter.

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  • I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun

  • I don’t want perfect, i want honest.

  • I only know that I know nothing

  • Waiting for a miracle….:-)

  • So glad i have bad days, cause without them i wouldnt appreciate the good days.!Today has been great, im back on track.!

  • would like to point out that the Bible was written by the same people who swore the world was flat.

  • Be SIMPLE but look STYLISH, Be TOUGH but look SOFT, Be TENSE but look COOL, Be a WINNER but look like a BEGINNER.

  • A perfect girl is not real, and a real girl is not perfect .

  • This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS.

  • What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , No Luck, Time up.

  • A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!

  • Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember

  • I love the keyboard.. cause in it U and I are together.

  • Forget those who have hurt you and remember those who have made you smile.

  • One rose from the right person, has more value then a whole garden from the wrong one.

  • Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

  • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece…. don’t eat it…. It’s probably poison.

  • Never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back…. it tells you what the story is about.

  • In an interview… I can multitask housework with facebook.

  • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming…CUT… CUT… CUUUUUT… when they have nightmares.

  • I am forcing my dog to learn how to google.

  • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married… that is their own fault.

  • I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately.

  • Oh I am sorry… I didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time.

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  • Smile… it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

  • Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

  • Alcohol does not make you fat?it makes you lean?against tables…chairs…walls… floors and Ugly people.

  • The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

  • Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

  • Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

  • Make love… not war. Hell… do both. Get married.

  • My wife said I am too immature and if I do not grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us.

  • I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

  • WARNING…. Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.

  • Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive?But suicide’s a crime.